i got a few jokes for you:
"what's your name?"
"i'm william"
"no you're not!"
"no seriously, i william"
what's scarier? a spider or a lion who hasn't eaten in 2 years ?
a spider 'cause if a lion hasn't eaten in 2 years he'd be dead.
"hi, i'd like to buy a 1 000 000 000 gallons of milk."
"why?"
" 'cause it's good for your body and i want to have a bath in it."
"o.k. pasteurized?"
"no, just up to my neck."
i know these jokes don't make any sense, but they're just to chear you up.
corin
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