Hey Tristan, (ITS SAMANTHA)
I have to tell you this really hilarious joke, if you like blonde jokes.
#1 There was this blonde and she saw a comercial about a coke bottle were if you look at the bottom of the cap you could win instantly. So she went to buy a coke bottle, she oppened it and it said sorry try again, so she closed the bottle and oppened it up again and it said SORRY TRY AGAIN!!!!
#2 One day there was a blonde driving down a raod one day and she saw a blonde Rowing a canoe in the middle of a grass field and said " would you stop rowing that canoe out there. You're the kind of people who give us blondes bad names. If i knew how to swim, i'd go out there and kick you're but.
#3 Last week, there was three best Friends walking down a magical land when when they saw a magical fairie and she told them if they jumped of the bridge, and screamed out what they want to be, they would turn into it. The burnet went first, she jumped of and wished to be a hock and she flew way. Then the red head went and she wished to be a beautiful salmon and she swam away. @ this point the blonde was very excited to turn into a creature so she jumped of the bridge without thinking and she said "OH CRAP".
#4(LAST ONE)There was these 3 girls Blonde, Burnete, Red head. they were stranded on a desseted island and they found a geanie bottle so they rubed it and the geanie and gave them all wish. First the burnete said she wanted to go home she missed her family and friends so she went home. Then they red head asked the same thing so she went home. The geanie saw the blonde crying and he asked"Exuse me but why are you crying my friend?" " I miss my friends, I wish they were back."
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